Hello There...

Hello children :)
If you've come to spend some time devoting yourself to learning about the wonders of History throughout the ages, then PISS OFF...
Because true historians like my partner and I are dedicated to telling you the truth about what really happened... not that fairy tale bullshit. The real deal. What your History Teacher can't tell you because they will get sued by parents all over the country....
Get ready... what where about to tell you is so awesomely legendarily secret that governments would kill to  have us arrested... that's why we use pseudonyms...
I am henceforth to be known as Doctor Roidrage McPenis-Face...
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Yeah don't worry... I'm working on a new pseudonym...